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笑话 - ROSES & HANGING BASKETS(zt)

已有 9678 次阅读  2009-08-21 11:28   标签笑话  ROSES  Gardening 
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ROSES & HANGING BASKETS.

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
 
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
 
The teenager tells her!
'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!'
And out she goes.
 
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother,   that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate....
 
The grandmother says,
  'Loosen up,
   Sweetie.
   If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.'
 
Happy Gardening.
 

(This is too funny not to share!)
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发表评论 评论 (3 个评论)

  • 夜夜笙歌 2009-08-21 11:36
    关于花园的隐喻啊。
  • 花开蝶舞 2009-08-21 12:00
    yeyeshengge: 关于花园的隐喻啊。
    呵呵。。。代溝  ... grandma 也有做过‘竹笋’的时候啊...
  • 夜夜笙歌 2009-08-21 12:02
    ky2009: 呵呵。。。代溝  ... grandma 也有做过‘竹笋’的时候啊...
    是呀,其实做竹篮也不错,比竹笋持久耐用。
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